The Eldest Girl has recently learned how to play I Spy. Well sort of.
EG: I spy with my little eye something beginning with ‘f’
Me: OK I give up then.
Me: Thing doesn’t begin with ‘f’.
EG: OK wig then
Me: Well wig doesn’t begin with ‘f’ either and anyway who’s wearing a wig?
EG: Well YOU are Nanny. Obviously.
She has been written out of the will….